Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Thanks Boss.

I bought my boss a $15 gift certificate to Jaques Torres, a chocolate place across the street from where we work.

I adore her and gave it as a thank you for three pretty decent months of working for her.

She calls me at work to tell me something along the lines of,

PAs shouldn't give their boss's cheaper gifts than what they give them. You should never buy your boss a gift. A boss should buy their employees gifts. She's going to give it back to me and such and such. The last thing she needs is for her ass to get bigger etc etc.


Eventually we ended the conversation and I almost cried at work.

She's giving it back to me?

I'm not supposed to do that?

Apparently they weren't kidding with they said good intentions are the pathway to hell.

Sorry I tried to show you I cared. Thanks for completely hurting my feelings.

Apparently I didn't drink enough to not care about this.